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Kid-Friendly Monster Mash Halloween Charcuterie Board

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A fun and easy Halloween charcuterie board that looks like a monster scene, made with simple ingredients and no cooking required. Perfect for parties, trunk-or-treat events, or a festive dinner before trick-or-treating.

Ingredients

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  • 1 cup green guacamole (store-bought or homemade)
  • 1 cup orange cheddar cheese dip (or salsa)
  • 1 cup purple beet hummus (or regular hummus with purple food coloring)
  • 1 cup tortilla chips (round ones)
  • 1 cup pretzel sticks
  • 1 cup round crackers (like Ritz or Club crackers)
  • 1 cup red grapes
  • 1 cup baby carrots
  • 1 cup cucumber slices (crinkle-cut optional)
  • 1 bag candy eyeballs (Wilton brand recommended)
  • 1 package string cheese (cut into strips)
  • 1 small container black olives (sliced)
  • 1/2 cup ranch dressing (plus green food coloring for slime effect)
  • 1/2 cup ketchup

Instructions

  1. Prepare your board or pan. Wash and dry your board thoroughly. If using a baking sheet, line it with parchment paper for easy cleanup. Place your three small bowls on the board, spacing them evenly in a triangle pattern. These will be your monster bodies.
  2. Create the monster bodies. Spoon the green guacamole into the first bowl. Spread it slightly up the sides to look like a lumpy monster torso. Do the same with the orange cheese dip and the purple beet hummus. Each bowl should look like a little blob of monster. Use the back of a spoon to create texture—small peaks and valleys make them look alive.
  3. Add the monster eyes. Take a round cracker and press a small dollop of cream cheese or a bit of the dip onto the back. Stick one candy eyeball onto each cracker. Make some monsters with one big eye and some with two small ones. Press the crackers into the edges of the dip bowls so the eyes are looking out at the board. Use about 4-5 eyeball crackers per monster body.
  4. Build the monster features. Cut the string cheese into thin strips using kitchen scissors. Stick two strips into each dip bowl to look like vampire teeth. For the purple monster, use black olive slices as nostrils. For the green monster, use a baby carrot as a horn. For the orange monster, use a pretzel stick as a tongue. Let your imagination run wild here.
  5. Arrange the scales and spikes. Surround each monster body with tortilla chips arranged like scales. Layer them slightly overlapping so it looks like the monster has a body. Use pretzel sticks stuck into the dip at angles to look like spikes running down the monster’s back. Place cucumber slices around the base like monster footprints.
  6. Add the monster guts. Scatter the red grapes around the board in small clusters. They should look like little organs scattered around the scene. Place the baby carrots like severed fingers pointing toward the monsters. Add the black olives in small piles like eyeballs that have popped out. This is the part kids find hilarious.
  7. Fill the dipping sauces. Put the ranch dressing in a small bowl and add one drop of green food coloring. Stir it gently so it looks like slime. Place it on the board near the green monster. Put the ketchup in another small bowl and place it near the orange monster. These are the monster blood and slime for dipping.
  8. Final touches. Sprinkle a few extra candy eyeballs around the board like they have rolled away. Add a few pretzel sticks sticking out of the dips like broken bones. Step back and look at your board. Add more chips or fruit where it looks bare. The whole thing should look chaotic but intentional, like a monster party happened on your table.

Notes

If candy eyeballs won’t stick, use a tiny dab of cream cheese as glue. Make the candy eyeballs the last thing you place to avoid smudging. For best visual effect, use a dark-colored board or black baking sheet. If making ahead, cover loosely with plastic wrap and refrigerate, but add chips and pretzels just before serving to keep them crunchy.

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